Exhibit A
... Chocolate cake and soupOK OK... So I might not love cooking, and find times where I forget about food altogether, but come on.. Yesterday seemed to be the grumpiest day out of my children I have ever seen. All day " MOM WE ARE SO HUNGRY. THERE IS NO FOOD IN THIS HOUSE. " Now please do not judge me on my cleanliness of the fridge, but on the items found in it. Mason was starving the entire day. I had made soup, peaches, pears, cake, top roman, celery and peanut butter, apples, oranges, scrambled eggs, sausage etc. These were the words I heard about 300 times.
"YOU ARE THE WORST MOTHER IN THE WORLD. IT IS YOUR JOB TO FEED US. JUST BECAUSE YOU DON"T EAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD STARVE YOUR CHILDREN!"
So two little people went off to bed grounded for the week and banished to their rooms. Looks like you are going to enjoy our jail cell meals children. I am just kidding!
Exhibit
B... A Fridge. I understand there are not many items to choose from but give me a brake. MAKE A SALAD!!!!Exhibit C
... A pantry WHAT IS THIS IS THAT FOOD? ARE MY EYES PLAYING TRICKS ON ME?Exhibit D... Baskets of fruit
Off to your prison cells children. You are banished!
3 comments:
I love it, sounds like my house I can cook and cook and for some its never enough.
Is the evidence for when the officials show up on your door step and need proof? :)
I cook all the time and still have the constant "there's nothing to eat" I'll point to the left overs or salad and they'll just whine "we just had THAT" so even if you did cook a ton - it doesn't let up!
I hope in the next life all good moms get people who cook for them, clean for them, grocery shop for them and do laundry for them! .....
Actually I would like this maybe before I die? Just putting it out there.
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